It must have been recently. I know I used to be a very reasonable person... but in the last 24 hours I have caught myself saying (maybe yelling...) the following things:
"We do NOT run around the house with the doorbell! Put that doorbell DOWN!"
"Bad wall! No hurting my Danny! Naughty, naughty wall!"
"I don't know if God sneezes. Probably not... Oh, okay, then He probably does. Honey I don't know... I told you I don't know... I don't think so... Why don't you go pray and ask Him!"
"STOP putting peanut butter and jelly on your feet!"
"You're a monkey? Oh good, because monkeys listen to their mommies... Yes, they do... yes, they do... YES, they do... I PROMISE. They DO..."
(Not the ramblings of a sane woman.)